Monday, March 27, 2006

 

Heat Vision



If you have 30 minutes to waste this could be funny. Heat Vision was a pilot and the best way to think about this is Knight Rider. Jack Black plays a David Hasselhoff type character and the motorcycle is the voice of Owen Wilson with super-powers. I haven't yet watched all of it, but I plan on doing so.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

 

The Real Chuck Norris Reading Chuck Norris Facts

Friday, March 24, 2006

 

Snap this Bitches!

Go Mean Green!

Thursday, March 23, 2006

 

Snap Again!

 

Oh Snap!

 

JDiddy Part II

Yo bark was loud but yo bite wudn't vicious, and that post you were kicking was quite bootylicious! Love seeing the Diddy get involved. Although he's kind of like Zoro, only leaving his mark. Of course he will never be to the blogging level that any of us are, but this step was huge. I think we can teach him, learn him, listen to him. With our help he could blend in quite well. In the words of Mr. Longacre he was "Justin-time". I was beginning to think we had blogged ourselves right out of these friendships, but JD was able to look past that and get involved. Keep working JDiddy. You are an inspiration to us all.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

 

How Many Games


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Okay, the T-Storm is calling everyone out. Do something.

Despite everyone else's feelings, the Cowboys have upgraded their talent. Taking personalities aside and looking at it from a pure talent standpoint the Cowboys are more talented. Yes, they've lost Glover and Campbell, but that's not huge. They have signed Fabini, Owens, Koiser, Ayodele, and Boiman. That's not bad. I think they're better and I will echo what Stetty has said, if Bledsoe gets hurt it's going to be a long year, a very long year. So here goes, given the upgrade in talent how many games do they win (I know that schedules are not out yet, but I still think they have increased their talent ahead of Philly (no receivers) Washington (no quarterback) and NY (have they done anything?)).

The Boys Blog has an awesome overview going into the draft.

To answer Waterseal, I really haven't been up to much. I took two days off last week, the first vacation since the old honeymoon. Work is work, nothing to complain about and I just keep chugging along.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

 

T.O. Comes to Dallas

Friday, March 17, 2006

 

3 Year Contract?

So the rumor is the Cowboys have a 3 year deal done with T.O. Does anyone remember last season when I called this as soon as the Eagles deactivated him? I remember Grego calling me crazy and that we would never do that. Don't look now but T.O. will soon be standing at the star again, only this time he'll be in a Cowboy uniform. Everyone will forget about his attitude as soon as he scores that first touchdown. Bring it on, who cares. If your gonna go for it this year, you need him...and all of his baggage. If you bleed blue, you will embrace the wonderful T.O. and nurture him. He is part of you now, ACT LIKE IT.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

 

Video Pick of the Week: Kenny Loggins' Danger Zone

 

Eiffel Tower

I know that we're all upset about the potential T.O. signing, but realistically I think the masses may be a little bit off. Don't get me wrong, I can't T.O. as much as anyone, however, and I think Seinfeld said it best, we're all just cheering for laundry. I remember when Dallas signed Deion and I hated the prospect of him coming to Dallas (this by the way is in no way intended to be a comparison between T.O. and Deion, but at the time I didn't like him at all) and it soured me on the Cowboys in general. But after the Cowboys won the Superbowl, what did I care, I was cheering for the laundry and not the players per se. Since Parcells' second year I haven't liked him at all, he seems to be just an average coach or rather, I don't know what makes him so great. I can't wait for the day that someone else comes into to town with some different ideas, but despite my dislike for him, I'm not going to stop cheering, it's a part of the game. It's also a pretty good reason why we should all be saving our duckets so that we can purchase the Cowboys in 20 years. By that time Stephen and Jr. will have completely run the team into the ground.

Blogging the Boys with other Cowboy news.

Cowboys Blog has other good tidbits.

Peter King is pretty good.

Victoria's Secret model is apparently a grirgin.
 

Hungry?

 

Going T.O. the Superbowl?

I have to agree, and I've said it for weeks now that they had this planned all along. And releasing Keyshawn is the first step. None of us will ever forget the whole "star" incident but George Teague did make him think twice. The Cowboys have done absolutely nothing in free agency. We had big hopes with all of this cap money and haven't done a damn thing. Not to mention that we are missing out on the kicker sweepstakes. Adam V. will stay in New England and Mike V. will go to the fins so our best bet at the moment is signing O. Mare when the fins release him. I don't get it. And the fact that we lost our defensive and offensive locker room leaders, and are even considering bringing in the wonderful locker room presence of a T.O. just baffles the hell out of me.

You've got the big magnificent Tuna for one or two more years before he hangs it up. The only thing that I can think of is that this is his way of making a run NOW. And they think that T.O. is the quickest way to get them close. Look, he has to behave for the next couple of years or he'll miss out on that big contract that's coming next so I don't see it as a huge risk. It's just getting past the fact that we all hated him as much as we hated Karl Malone. In the shape they are in now, they need him. If they miss out on T.O. they are in pitiful shape at wide receiver. AND WHY ARE WE NOT TRYING TO SIGN A BACKUP QUARTERBACK? T.O. won't help if Bledsoe goes down and we have no one to get him the ball.

Now, the boys are in a position where they are now going to HAVE to over pay for T.O. They need him now. If they miss this, everyone pray that they can persuade the Packers in taking a #3 draft pick for Javon Walker. I know Moulds is supposedly in the loop but he's done. And does anyone think that Moulds is an upgrade from Keyshawn? If this is what happens, they should have just kept Keyshawn. Which I think they should have done anyway.

We always complain about the turnover rate in the NFL. And the year that the Cowboys don't make any moves we rip them for not doing anything. That's just being a fan. I absolutely hate that they have been so quiet but maybe it's for the best. I would have almost rather gone into next season with the same squad then to try it with what is going to transpire now. As true fans, we will welcome T.O. with open arms and as soon as he scores that first touchdown in Texas Stadium and goes out to the star again (which will happen if he becomes a Cowboy). We will all be on board. There is no denying his talent and if anyone can tame him just a little bit it would be the glorified gym teacher Tuna. If your going to make a push this year, you need him. But you need a lot more at other positions also.

Anyone who is trying to figure out the mentality of Jerry Jones, good luck. I don't think he even knows what he is doing. He's just enamored with T.O., the guy that will sell him tickets and bring more media attention.

Frustrating.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

 

T.O. and Stuff

Why did the T-Storm take down his latest blog post? I am waiting patiently for an answer. Cody, I don't want to quit you.

For some reason I can't post pictures, so it will be a pictureless blog tonight.

The Cowboys are about to do the unthinkable and sign T.O. and the Boys Blog is all over it.

And there are other rumors out there that they might be after FS Chris Hope and WR Eric Moulds.

I've always loved this time of year, the time when there is always hope, unless it's your team. Greggo voiced that he was more concerned about the offensive line and not about getting T.O. and I second that opinion. We all know that teams must build from the bottom up and the Cowboys' lines need upgrades, and I don't mean signing that guy from Detroit. We gave up two draft picks for Fujita and so the draft pickings better be really good, otherwise we could be in for a long season. I hate to say it, but I think that by signing Vinitieri it could salvage quite a bit of things from this off-season. The other thing is that I'm not sure who's really out there that's good (i.e. my lack of knowledge of players).

Excellent Ranger update from Lonestar Ball, w/ all of the appropriate links.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

 

2006 NFL Draft

You know, I was thinking. The Cowboys are serious about making a run this year. There's no question. But I haven't heard a single thing about suring up the quarterback position. Is everyone out there ok with Tony Romo taking the reigns? Scares the crap out of me. For as much as Bledsoe is on his ass, we were very fortunate last year that disaster didn't strike more than once. I don't think we should draft anyone but whats wrong with picking up a Brian Griese, a Jeff Garcia, or a Fiedler on the roof? Just wondering why not a single QB is mentioned when talking about the Cowboy's free agency plans.

Draft rankings as of today. Agree or Disagree?

1. Reggie Bush Jr. RB USC
2. D'Brickashaw Ferguson Sr. OT Virginia
3. Matt Leinart Sr. QB USC
4. Vince Young Jr. QB Texas
5. Mario Williams Jr. DE N.C. State
6. A.J. Hawk Sr. OLB Ohio State
7. Jimmy Williams Sr. DC Virginia Tech
8. Michael Huff Sr. DB Texas
9. Jay Cutler Sr. QB Vanderbilt
10. DeAngelo Williams Sr. RB Memphis
11. Vernon Davis Jr. TE Maryland
12. Chad Greenway Sr. OLB Iowa
13. Haloti Ngata Jr. DT Oregon
14. LenDale White Jr. RB USC
15. Santonio Holmes Jr. WR Ohio State
16. Winston Justice Jr. OT USC
17. Laurence Maroney Sr. RB Minnesota
18. Tamba Hali Sr. DE Penn State
19. Demeco Ryans Sr. OLB Alabama
20. Chad Jackson Jr. WR Florida
21. Tye Hill Sr. DC Clemson
22. Leonard Pope Jr. TE Georgia
23. Ernie Sims Jr. OLB Florida St.
24. Ashton Youboty Jr. DC Ohio State
25. Gabe Wilson Sr. DT Michigan
26. Mathias Kiwanuka Sr. DE B.C.
27. Sinorice Moss Sr. WR Miami-Fla.
28. Marcus McNeill Sr. OT Auburn
29. Nick Mangold Sr. OC Ohio State
30. Bobby Carpenter Sr. OLB Ohio State
31. Brodrick Bunkley Sr. DT Florida State
32. Darryl Tapp Sr. DE Virginia Tech

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

 

Fantasy Discussion


Jake is drunk, or I think he is.

As you are well aware, the free agency period is set to begin and the the NFL Draft is right around the corner. There are some fantasy leagues which only draft rookies called Dynasty Drafts and you keep all of the other veterans on your roster. I am NOT suggesting that we do this, but I thought that we could get started discussing some fantasy players who might have an impact. This list of players is from my favorite fantasy website (which I will not disclose) and the comments are from this site as well. Personally, I think Bush is the only no-brainer right now.

"1. Reggie Bush, RB, USC - Believe the hype. Marshall Faulk with a 5th gear. He will be the centerpiece of the offense wherever he ends up.

2. DeAngelo Williams, RB, Memphis - Cemented his franchise RB status with a near spotless week at the Senior Bowl. Some questions about his ability to run inside, but looks like a natural feature back in all other aspects of his game.

3. LenDale White, RB, USC - One of the best north-south RB prospects in a long time. Situation could vault him over Williams. If he ends up on a winning team, 20+ TDs is not out of the question.

4. Laurence Maroney, RB, Minnesota - Could end up with the best situation of the top 4 RBs. Word out of his camp is that his 40 time will surprise at the combine.

5. Vince Young, QB, Texas - Great runner at QB, but not a run-first QB. Should be top 10 at worst, with top 3-5 upside. Even if he completely busts as a QB, he will be an elite NFL WR.

6. Brian Calhoun, RB, Wisconsin - Burner who runs tough for a little guy. Like Maroney, could end up in best immediate situation. Probably not a true feature back, but could definitely be a Dunn/Garner type for fantasy.

7. Santonio Holmes, WR, Ohio St - Speedy WR who also can play physical. Surest thing at WR in the draft, but lacks unlimited upside of elite prospects in previous years.

8. Matt Leinart, QB, USC - Lacks the big arm and running ability to break the elite tier of fantasy QBs, but will be a solid starting fantasy QB (See: Brees, Pennington) at worst.

9. Chad Jackson, WR, Florida - Has the size/speed combo to be a true #1. Biggest upside of any WR in this draft."

Please note that Jay Cutler is not included in this list.

Linky:

Joe Rogan of Fear Factor goes on a myspace battle.
 

Ranger Notes

As I’ve said too many times before, Drew Edward Meyer is a ballplayer in the best sense of the word. He’s not the guy who will deliver the big homer, but he will do all of the little things that, over time, separate the winners from the losers. Yesterday, Meyer did both: he delivered the long ball and did the little things that win games.
After belting an eighth inning solo shot for his first hit of the spring, Meyer came up again in the ninth and delivered a sac fly to right field to plate Ian Kinsler for what would turn out to be the game winning run.
It was another outstanding day at the office for Kinsler, who appears to be making a joke of the "competition" for the starting second base job: 1-2 with a double bringing him to .375 / .643 / .875 through 14 plate appearances. Star-Telegram writer Kat O’Brien adds that Kinsler also impressed defens! ively, executing a bare hander on a slow roller to get a runner at first.
Jason Botts
drew a walk in a 0-1 effort and Ruddy Yan executed a key sac bunt in the ninth that moved Kinsler to third, setting up Meyer’s game winning sac fly. Yan also scored a run pinch-running for Mark DeRosa in the sixth.
Gerald Laird
(.429 / .429 / .714) may be the most underrated player in Surprise and possibly in the AL West. Not only did he go 2-3 with a triple, but he made two outstanding defensive plays, gunning down the only runner who dared him, making him 3-3 this spring, and making the play on a Juan Pierre bunt to lead off the Cubs first.
First baseman Nate Gold singled in his first at-bat of the spring and third baseman Travis Metcalf drew a walk in his only plate appearance.
Mixed results for Josh Rupe who is ! probably the current frontrunner for the fifth starter slot. Rupe worked a quick, 1-2-3 first and allowed one hit to Marquis Grissom in the third, but faced the minimum as Laird drilled Grissom attempting to steal second base. In the second, however, Rupe struggled, allowing three singles and a double in four consecutive at-bats as the Cubs got to him for a pair of runs. A DeRosa-Arias-Nevin double play stopped the bleeding.
Afterwards, pitching coach Mark Connor told reporters that Rupe was slow to make adjustments in the second, but righted himself in the third by doing a better job of mixing in breaking balls.
The DMN’s Richard Durrett had Rupe down for 25 strikes out of 41 pitches.
Wes Littleton
struggled, allowing two doubles and a run in the ninth, but earned the save nonetheless.
NOTES:
Vincent Sinisi stayed hot, belting a two-run homer for the Paisanos in yesterday's 10-0 WBC route of the Aussies. Sinisi, Italy's starting center fielder, also homered in Italy's exhibition game against Detroit over the weekend.
Reliever Marc LaMacchia, also on the Italy roster, didn't see action, but former Rangers farmhand Pete "Sock-the-Lillies" Zoccolillo drew two walks and scored twice in three trips for Italia.
Durrett points out in today’s DMN that the Rangers set the modern-era record for fewest sacrifices in a season with nine last year. They executed two in the ninth inning alone yesterday (Yan and Meyer).
A reminder that Kevin Goldstein, author of "Future Shock" for Baseball Prospectus will join us for a c! hat at newbergreport.com today at 2:00 p.m. Go the newbergreport.com home page, click on "Chat" (on the left side of the screen), and enter the room to participate in our live chat.
Check out Alan Eskew’s feature on John Danks at texasrangers.com. In our "Prospect Previews" I wrote at length that Danks’s direct and realisitic self-assessment as well as his drive to erase weaknesses from year to year is a big part of what sets him apart. Eskew captures that nicely in his feature.
Edison Volquez
gets the call this afternoon against Oakland’s Joe Blanton at Surprise Stadium.
Say what you want about Mark DeRosa, but remember this: yesterday, he told the Star-Telegram’s Kat O’Brien that it was a "no brainer" that Ian Kinsler could hit big league pitching and was ready defensively for a starting big league job: "I'm not campaigning for him; I want that job more than anybody. I just am not going to be a guy that's rooting against a teammate. That's not beneficial to anybody. ..." And you wonder why baseball people love this guy?
M.J. Hindman

Friday, March 03, 2006

 

Think You Know Everything?

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself

Thursday, March 02, 2006

 

Thursday Night Random Stuff

I can't pass this up, here's A&M basketball player on the internet, shirtless, singing Total Eclipse of the Heart and Love Lifts Us Up (via Sturm).

Jessica Simpson is putting on a few.

Once again, good Cowboys/NFL news:

"The Cowboys released NT/DT LaRoi Glover this afternoon to better position themselves for the upcoming free agency season that begins Friday evening. Though Glover made the Pro Bowl for the fourth consecutive season as a Cowboy, he carried the largest salary on defense. That salary was not commensurate with his playing time; Glover became a rotation nose tackle in Dallas’ 3-4 scheme last year, sharing time with Jason Ferguson. Ferguson also had a large contract and the Cowboys obviously felt two large deals at nose tackle was a poor allocation of resources.

— In cap related news, Fox’ Jay Glazer reports that some team reps claim they’ve been kept in the dark on certain details of recent negotiations. This does not mean the players will cave on their bargaining position, but this is something NFLPA chief Gene Upshaw should address post haste if he wants to drive a hard bargain.

The union is asking for 60% of total revenues while the owners are offering 56.2%. This is a major, though not the sole obstacle to a new deal. The commissioner and owners claim the union is “overreaching” in its demands. I’ve seen similar complaints on this blog. However, this article states that in 2004, the salary cap represented 65% of defined league revenue.

And there’s the key term — defined league revenue. Under the current system, roughly $2 billion of the league’s $5.2 billion dollar pie is unshared. And this, as we have seen, is the issue tearing everybody apart. The new CBA was to have moved this $2 billion into the league’s equation — the union had managed to change the language to “total league revenue” meaning streams like luxury boxes, stadium naming rights fees and the like would be apportioned equally. In this context, it appears that the players will settle for a percentage halfway between the current 65% and the 56% the owners are offering.

In essense, there is roughly 40% of total league revenue that is not apportioned equally. The bigger market teams responsible for generating that revenue want to retain as much of it as possible. The NFLPA, according to this story, is trying to bargain in effect for itself and on behalf of some small market teams, with the claim of preserving competitive balance. We have not heard much on this but some owners felt the union should not involve itself in the owners internal business. The unanimous vote today to reject the union’s latest proposal shows that at least the owners agree on this.

Unfortunately, that appears to be all they agree upon."

And the Redskins are in cap trouble:

"The Washington Post today confirms what other reports have claimed — unless a new collective bargaining agreement is reached soon, the Redskins will be in salary cap purgatory.

The team is roughly $20 million over the anticipated $92 to 95 million cap. It is expected to release S Matt Bowen, CB Walt Harris, DT Brandon Noble, C Cory Raymer and K John Hall. WRs James Thrash and Taylor Jacobs and DE Reynaldo Wynn may also have to be cut.

Those moves would still leave Washington well over the cap limit. The team is trying to trade QB Patrick Ramsey to gain more cap relief. It will also have to rework the deals of RT Jon Jansen, OG Randy Thomas and QB Mark Brunell to get under the limit.

In many ways, the Redskins dilemma demonstrates the problems associated with trying to build a team through free agency. Of these players on the bubble Thomas, Brunell, Hall, Wynn, Thrash, Noble and Harris are all recent free agent signings."

 

Hassle-nutts is "Hooked on a Feeling"

The genius of David continues to grow. Check this out, it's outstanding. One of his many talents.

Hasslehoff's #1 hit

Forever #1 in my book anyway.