Octopus Eats Shark

Okay, this is pretty awesome: Octopus Eats Shark. Really, that's what this is.

Conan O'Brien - Walker Texas Ranger Clips

Laughed out loud here.

Conan O'Brien Plays 1864 Baseball

I stole this from another website, but I don't care it's funny.

Mike V. and Other Stuff

For the love of all that is good with this world, Mike V. has updated his website. Pleeease watch the video on the front page, you will never understand his Chris-Chris attitude unless you watch this. He actually took the time to hire his own camera crew, photographer, and wardrobe person to accomplish this. I'm surprised the Cowboys let him into the stadium.

I have also done what was requested and posted the 2006 Shizzle pictures along with links to their websites, or at least what I believe to be their websites (just click on their picture). Let me know if anyone wants a different picture or a different website, won't be an issue to change.

Go Cowboys. . .

"Get ya popcorn ready!"

A certain Dallas Cowboys receiver will be running to the star this weekend.

Reliving the Jags Game

I really don't think there's anyone on the internet that goes to the trouble of reviewing game tape for each and every position. Oh, wait, there's this guy and he said that Flozell and Rivera and Columbo had the worst games (that's 3 of 5). Here's the offense. Here's the defense.

Does anyone else think that it bothers Greggy to no end to hear Ryan bag on Aikman? Granted, I too think that Aikman feels like he has to be so far on the other side on a Cowboys game that he may be anti-Cowboys. I did notice that Greggo held his tongue, but we were also losing and it was not the time to bring this up.

2006 Shizzle Chick CHAMPION

Well, it's been a long hard fought tournament. There have been highs and lows. Ups and downs. And rubbing, upon rubbing, upon more rubbing. Either one of these women would have been well deserving of the honor of the 2006 Shizzle Chick Champion.

But that's why they play the games!

So, without further adieu, your 2006 K-Town Shizzle Chick Champion.

Stacey Keibler

Pup, you need to somehow get her picture and name over in one of the columns at the top of the page. She deserves to be put on a pedestal until someone knocks her off.

Shizzle Chick 2006 CHAMPIONSHIP

It's been a long, hard fought battle. There have been some good matchups, and some not so good ones. But one thing is for sure....

Pants have been flying for weeks now!

I'm a little upset that Alessandra didn't get to even the Elite 8, but we always have next year. And I think that this may have worked out anyway. We have two very qualified candidates here in the championship.

First, the Dark Angel herself Jessica Alba. She is definately a good and deserving of a championship birth. With her beautiful girl next door look and ass that goes on for days, you just might be looking at the 2006 Shiz representative here.

But her competition is stout. Stacey Keibler stole our hearts and woodies with her swan like dance moves on Dancing With The Stars. Her 42" legs have vaulted her to the top of her class. She too has a down home country girl feel to her, and an ass that goes on for weeks. This should be fun.

VOTE CAREFULLY! THIS GIRL WILL REPRESENT THE SHIZZLE FOR THE NEXT 360 DAYS!

2006 Shizzle Chick CHAMPIONSHIP


7. Jessica Alba

VS. 14. Stacey Keibler

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Funny Vanderafjd;slky article.

Shizzle Chick 2006 - FINAL 4

You guys WAY overrate Naomi Watts. Not that great man, not that great. So I'm matching her up against Keibler. If either of you vote Watts in this matchup our friendship will come to a screeching hault. And oh how this worked out for Stetty in this other matchup. MM has her work cut out for her against Alba who at this point is my numero uno. Since you idiots got rid of Alessandra Ambrosio, the hottest brunette on the planet with the exception of Kate Beckinsale.

I guess the bottom line is we got what we wanted. Four very qualified candidates who would represent the Shizzle in a very hard, dirty way. Just the way we like it.

Here is your Final 4:

The 2006 East Regional Champion- 10. Naomi Watts



vs. The 2006 West Regional Champion-14. Stacey Keibler



AND The 2006 South Regional Champion- 13. Marisa Miller (BS)



vs. The 2006 North Regional Champion- 7. Jessica Alba



hey little champion.

Shiz Chick 2006 Elite 8

Your MM argument, though valid, does not work with me. Ping pong balls Waterseal, ping pong balls.

Here is your Elite 8. Please carefully analyze each position and treat them as you would me. Oh the fantasies running through my little Stetty brain.

Elite 8 Match-Ups:


14. Heidi Klum vs. 10. Naomi Watts


15. Kate Beckinsale vs. 14. Stacey Keibler


16. Shakira vs. 13. Marisa Miller


7. Jessica Alba vs. 4. Keira Knightley