Tuesday, April 25, 2006

 

Star Light, Star Bright...

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM MARTY!!! I HATE YOU.

What a pathetic run these guys are making. Last nights game was probably the best hockey game I have ever seen from start to finish, AND WE LOST! The first game they looked like a youth hockey team the enitre time, then last night post 3 shots on goal in the first period. THREE!!!! Did anyone witness the fire they came out with in the second period. That was the funnest (if that's a word...it is now in Shizzle land) period of hockey I have ever seen. They dominated and showed why they are the 2nd seed. But that's one out of 6 and overtime. I've seen better periods played out in a menstrual cycle.

Down 0-2. Fun times. Marty giving up 5 goals a game in the series. Fun times. Going to Colorado for two games. PRICELESS!!! I still have faith in your Dallas Stars, I'm not giving up now. But if they do pull this out, it will be solely on us outscoring the Avs 7 to 6 because Marty couldn't stop a turtle from crawing into the net. He is the Peyton Manning of the NHL.

Favorite players: Jason Arnott and Stu Barnes
Players I'd most like to see burned alive: Marty Turco and Bill Guerin
Players I'd most like to see shot in the head: Marty Turco
Players I'd most like to see hit in the face with a screaming SEAL slapshot from the blue line: Marty Turco.

"What if they shot you in the face?" Yea, what if Bitch. We'd be better off.

"Manny, Manny, Manny"

Sunday, April 23, 2006

 

Troy v. Roger


Jay Novacek and Michael Irvin.


Herschel Walker.


Troy - Greggo spank material.


Troy.


Craig Miller - Chris says that he's my clone or I'm his clone.

Thursday night Chris, Greggo, Justin F. and myself went to a radio station flag football game (The Ticket) which pitted Troy, Jay, Michael and D. J. Johnston against Roger Staubach, Drew Pearson and Herschel Walker. The neatest thing about this event was how great these athletes still are and how they ran circles around the normal guys who were playing with them. Herschel was the best athlete there, despite not playing for 10 years. Troy could still throw a frickin laser 40 yards downfield and at the tender age of 62, Roger is still pretty damn good.

Funniest mentionable moment: The conversation was, if Greggo was playing, he'd demand to play center and demand that Troy get under his center.

I agree about having a top 16. I will send invites to Greggo and Dan again.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

 

Shizzle Chick 2006

Ok, I say we do this to get it off center. We need to break this down to the top 64 first. I would say to leave this up to one person to post the first list. Then we can have a week to modify the list with chicks we left off that those of you think should be on. After that is concluded I say we just draw out of a hat for the matchups. 1-16 bracket, 17-32 bracket, and so on.

Lets get this going. I'm ready to dream.

Puppy, can you not just send the invites for Greg and whoever to my email address and let me just set them up. That is the problem with all of our friends. They are lazy and think it's hard. If I take it upon myself to set them all up and just give them their user name and password, I can get them to participate. I'll sacrifice like this for the good of the Shizzle, and the future Shizzle Chick of 2006.

Thank you to all of my fans.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

 

I Don't Know What to Say

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This will be awesome.

By the way, for those of you who don't know Chris and Landy had a boy. Happy days.

I have sent an invite to Richie and I have re-invited Greggo. Next on my list is Dantastic.

I do plan on getting to the polls, but I figure we need a way to rank the current 64. We wouldn't want hottie #1 going up against hottie #2 in the first round, that's so unfair. So, I need suggestions as to how we plan on ranking the ladies.

Excellent Cowboys Blog mock draft:

I’ve been contacted to be the Cowboys “GM” in an internet mock draft to be held the 17th through the 21st. This year’s mock will only cover the first round. Trades will be allowed.

Here’s my philosophy going in (your feedback is appreciated): I’m going to act in the way I think the team will. That means no trading up, all you Vernon Davis and Michael Huff fans. (I don’t think Huff is worth a trade up anyway, to be perfectly honest.)

My short list of positional needs is: OLB, OG, FS, OT, NT in roughly that order. That winnows my list of options for the 18th pick considerably:

1. OLB — there are three possible first round options, IMO. Florida State’s Kamerion Wimbley, Ohio State’s Bobby Carpenter and N.C. State’s Manny Lawson, though the most recent mocks are putting Lawson at the very top of round two;

2. OG — There are no guards with first round grades this year;

3. FS — There are some safeties getting first round grades and I would consider Ohio State’s Donte Whitner at this spot. That said, the Cowboys have big money in Anthony Henry. Terence Newman and Roy Williams are due big new contracts soon. Selecting a FS at 18 would mean that Dallas has gone with a D-back in three of the last four first rounds. Consider: ‘02- Roy Williams; ‘03 - Newman; ‘04 - no 1st rounder; ‘05 - Demarcus Ware and Marcus Spears;

That’s a lot of cap room to put at one position. While I’ll consider it, I’m not leaning that way.

4. OT — There are only two OTs worthy of the 18th — D’Brickashaw Ferguson and Winston Justice. Ferguson will go in the top five. Justice might slide, but I can’t see him getting past Miami at 16. I’ll take him if he’s there, however.

5. NT — There is no NT worthy of the 18th pick, unless Haloti Ngata falls. I’ll be shocked if he gets past Cleveland at 12th.

Here’s my thinking of how the first 17 picks will go:

A trade between NFC South rivals could shake up the top of this year’s draft board. The Saints shipped LT Wayne Gandy to Atlanta for safety Brian Scott and a draft pick.

  1. HoustonReggie Bush, RB, USC
  2. New Orleans or Jets — Matt Leinart, QB, USC. N.O. is frequently linked with DE Mario Williams. But how certain are they that Drew Brees’ shoulder is sound? The Saints are hoping somebody jumps to two and the Jets seem like the most likely prospect. In the end, the Saints might stay here. Either way, I see Leinart going here.
  3. TennesseeVince Young, QB, Texas The rumors that he’ll drop started with the Wonderlic leak. He’s a QB and QBs rise. Titans owner Bud Adams also decided to pick a fight with Steve McNair, so it’s certain the Titans take a QB here.
  4. Jets or Saints — D’Brickashaw Ferguson, OT, Virginia — the Jets could use him as a cornerstone tackle if they don’t get Leinart. The Saints need a LT after losing Gandy and LeCharles Bentley to free agency. It doesn’t matter which team, he’s going here.
  5. Green BayMario Williams, DE, N.C. State; That cry you hear is Packers GM Ted Thompson, who loves Williams. He was scared the Saints would take him but now he’s doing the happy dance. Williams has prototype Reggie White size (6′6″, 290 lbs) and rushing skill to burn. DC Jim Bates worked miracles last year, but he has very little talent on hand;
  6. San FranciscoVernon Davis, TE, Maryland; The 49ers also like Michael Huff, from what I’ve read, but how do you pass up a TE who runs like a WR? A fast WR. Eric Johnson can’t stay healthy and the ‘Niners just traded Brandon Lloyd to Washington. Alex Smith needs playmakers. Snatching Davis from Al Davis’ clutches would also feel good;
  7. OaklandA.J. Hawk, LB, Ohio State; There is a lot of speculation the Raiders could take a QB. And Jay Cutler will tempt them. But the Raiders have no linebackers on their squad. Hawk makes too much sense.
  8. BuffaloWinston Justice, OT, USC; Justice raised his stock after his Pro Day workouts and fits one of Buffalo’s needs nicely;
  9. DetroitMichael Huff, DB, Texas; Does Matt Millen take Jay Cutler here? Cutler would be the prototype Mike Martz QB, a pocket passer with guts and a gun. In the end, I’m giving Detroit a defensive player. New HC Rod Marinelli was a d-line coach and I’m sure he’s reminded Millen that he’s gone offense crazy with his past few drafts.
  10. ArizonaJay Cutler, QB, Vanderbilt; This pick will be the last of the QBs. Dennis Green will be very happy. His QB cupboard consists of Kurt Warner. Here’s his future.
  11. St. LouisJimmy Williams, CB, Virginia Tech; the Rams have spent wisely in free agency, nabbing LaRoi Glover, Will Witherspoon and Corey Chavous to bolster a weak defense. The Rams could use a big plugger to replace Ryan Pickett, so Ngata and Brodrick Bunkley could get some attention. In the end, I think they address cornerback, where the talent level is thin;
  12. ClevelandHaloti Ngata, NT, Oregon; A big smile for Romeo Crennell, who lands the anchor to his 3-4 scheme;
  13. BaltimoreBrodrick Bunkley, DT, Florida State; There is speculation Bunkley will go as high as eight, to Buffalo. If that’s true, then Winston Justice will go here.
  14. PhiladelphiaChad Greenway, OLB, Iowa; Don’t be surprised if the Eagles take Ernie Sims here. They need linebacking help badly;
  15. DenverChad Jackson, WR, Florida, Denver feels it’s only one to two players away from the Super Bowl. It has two number one picks. The Broncos want playmakers on offense and a pass rusher. I’ve gotten into a back and forth with ThePalisades over LenDale White at this spot, but I think his poor workout lets Denver take him with their 22nd overall pick. Here, they get their pick of the WR class;
  16. MiamiKamerion Wimbley, OLB, Florida State; The Cowboys decision will be determined in great part by the Dolphins. There is a very good chance Wimbley could fall beyond Miami; I’ve heard through the grapevine that they are impressed with Donte Whitner. My guess is that they take Wimbley.
  17. MinnesotaErnie Sims, OLB, Florida State; The Vikings will either take Sims or the RB at the top of their board;
  18. Dallas — If the draft goes this way, I’ll consider trading down, but the guy I would want here is Bobby Carpenter. And since I can’t be certain that New England won’t nab him at 21 — and since this is only a first round mock, so getting a good points deal on a trade down doesn’t really matter — I’m inclined to take him here.

Friday, April 07, 2006

 

Tila Tequila

I'm sure everyone has heard of her, but have you seen pictures of her? She has this myspace site that will make you pants go crazy. And Seal should enjoy that since he is all myspaced gay. I think she is like a low level rockstar, but her looks are anything but low level.

Check her out here.

Also, we need to work on our lists for K-Town Shizzles hottest chicks. I'll throw some names out there just off the top of my head to start out. We need to compile these names and come up with the official Shizzle-chick. Let's work on this, IT'S IMPORTANT!

In no particular order:

1. Scarlett Johansson
1. Kate Beckinsale
1. Jaime Presley
1. That blond Mavs dancer
1. The girl I saw at the Crandall gas station the other day
1. Faith Hill (classic beaut)
1. The old Britney Spears
1. The beaner from "My Name is Earl"
1. The obvious' Carmen and Pam
1. Adrianna Lima (who is still a virg)
1. Alessandra Ambrosio (MY #1 by far)
1. The blond from Nip Tuck (I suck w/ names)
1. Cody's mom
1. Seth's dad
1. The PR girl for the Stars (you remember)
1. J Lo
1. Diane Lane
1. Christina Milian

There are so many more but I need help and my pants are getting a little too big right now. Hopefully I can add a couple photos to this very shortly. I say we make a bracket of 64, vote on every match up and the best chick wins. First we need to seed the field. Get to work.




Ok, here is some more. We will have to widdle this down to the top 64. Seth, help me come up with something for this so we can pit these women against each other and vote. I think only those on the blog should be able to vote on each match. Maybe run each round for a week or something. We have some work to do. I Love you.

  • Vanessa Marcil (love her)
  • Amanda Bynes
  • Hilary Duff
  • Gabrielle Union
  • Heather Graham
  • Rachel Bilson
  • Molly Sims
  • Melania Knauss
  • Catherine Zeta Jones
  • Jennifer Garner
  • Jennifer Esposito
  • Leann Tweeden
  • Rachel Stevens (wonderful)
  • Mandy Moore
  • Katherine Heigl
  • Megan Fox
  • Bridget Moynahan
  • Ciara (I'm in)
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt
  • Denise Richards
  • Torrie Wilson
  • Elisha Cuthbert (yes)
  • Cody's Mom
  • Eva Mendes
  • Salma Hayek (Puppy Dog, you hear me)
  • Gisele Bundchen
  • Jennifer Aniston
  • Naomi Watts
  • Sofia Vergara
  • Elsa Benitez
  • Keira Knightley (Yep)
  • Kate Bosworth (Yep)
  • Kelly Brook
  • Cody's Mom
  • Brook Burke
  • Shania Twain
  • Evangeline Lilly
  • Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
  • Aishwarya Rai (check her out)
  • Veronika Verakova
  • Haita Wehbe
  • Beyonce (what up)
  • Jessica Alba (one of the best)
  • Sienna Miller (another one of the best)
  • Seth's Dad
  • Jennifer Hawkins
  • Marisa Miller
  • Monica Bellucci
  • Petra Nemcova
  • Josie Moran
  • Lindsay Lohan (overrated)
  • Halle Berry
  • Cody's Mom
  • Kelly Monaco (wonderful)
  • Jessica Simpson
  • Heidi Klum
  • Eva Longoria (overrated)
  • Natalie Portman
  • Amerie
  • Jessica Biel
  • Charlize Theron (in my top five)
  • Maria Menounos
  • Angelina Jolie

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

 

Napoleon Dynamite Dance Scene