"Do you realize what you've done?"

Quick, throw some salt over your right shoulder....

Better yet, fill a syringe with black tar heroin and insert the needle straight into your corotid. It would be a lot quicker than the agony I am feeling at the moment.

A look back at what could have been...







I hope you guys are proud of yourselves. You have to live with this, not me.

Shizzle Chick 2006 Sweet 16

Let me start by saying how disappointed I am in the both of you. The fact that Allessandra Ambrosio can't even make it to the Sweet 16 is an absolute joke. That in itself has ruined this for me. And I have both of you to thank. Idiots.

PLEASE VOTE BELOW IN THE COMMENTS BOX BELOW THE POST!

VOTING ENDS WHEN I SAY IT DOES!

Sweet 16 Match-ups:


1. Jaime Presley vs. 14. Heidi Klum

10. Naomi Watts vs. 12. Sienna Miller


9. Adrianna Lima vs. 15. Kate Beckinsale

11. Vanessa Marcil vs. 14. Stacey Keibler


5. Rachel Bilson vs. 16. Shakira

10. Sofia Vergara vs. 13. Marisa Miller


2. Elisha Cuthbert vs. 7. Jessica Alba

4. Keira Knightley vs. 5. Kate Bosworth

Shizzle Chick 2006/ Second Round Voting

Seeds didn't matter in the first round, but they do now. Voting is the same.

PLEASE VOTE IN THE COMMENTS BOX BELOW THIS ENTRY

ALL VOTING ENDS WHEN I SAY IT DOES!

West Division:

1. Scarlett Johansson vs. 15. Kate Beckinsale

4. Molly Sims vs. 14. Stacey Keibler

6. Elsa Benitez vs. 11. Vanessa Marcil

7. Gisele Bundchen vs. 9. Adrianna Lima (VS pillow fight)

East Division:

1. Jaime Presley vs. 15. Jessica Beil

3. Faith Hill vs. 14. Heidi Klum

5. Amanda Bynes vs. 12. Sienna Miller

7. Katherine Heigl vs. 10. Naomi Watts

South Division:

1. Pam Anderson vs. 16. Shakira

3. Alessandra Ambrosio vs. 13. Marisa Miller (another VS pillow fight)

5. Rachel Bilson vs. 12. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

8. Mandy Moore vs. 10. Sofia Vergara

North Division:

2. Elisha Cuthbert vs. 15. Nadine Velasquez

4. Keira Knightley vs. 14. Ashley Simpson

5. Kate Bosworth vs. 11. Angelina Jolie

7. Jessica Alba vs. 9. Kelly Monaco

VOTE WISELY. THERE WERE MANY MISTAKES THE FIRST TIME.

Honorable Mention (1st Round)

I think you guys got some of these wrong, but who am I? Some of the matchups may have been tough but thats just life. You run into first round opponents sometimes that are capable of the cinderella playoff run. And that has happened her in many cases.

Some of the women that will not be moving on in the Sizzle Chick 2006 tournament:

Carmen Electra (which admit it, will forever make all of your pants go crazy. this is an absolute shame.)
Jennifer Aniston
Charlize Theron (victim of a tough match-up I guess.)
Jessica Simpson
Beyonce
Petra Nemcova
Halle Berry
Natalie Portman
Eva Longoria (Maxim's #1 the past two years)
J. Lo
Christina Milian
...and many more

A round of applause for a wonderful effort! Better luck next year!

Shizzle Chick '06 North Division

VOTING FOR ALL DIVISIONS ENDS 8/28!

PLEASE VOTE IN THE COMMENTS BOX BELOW EACH POST.

1. Denise Richards vs. 2. Elisha Cuthbert

3. Eva Mendez vs. 4. Keira Knight

5. Kate Bosworth vs. 6. Shania Twain

7. Jessica Alba vs. 8. Josie Moran

9. Kelly Monaco vs. 10. Cobie Smulders

11. Angelina Jolie vs. 12. Eva Longoria

13. Jessica Simpson vs. 14. Ashley Simpson

15. Nadine Velasquez vs. 16. Charisma Carpenter

Shizzle Chick '06 South Division

VOTING FOR ALL DIVISIONS ENDS 8/28!

PLEASE VOTE IN THE COMMENTS BOX BELOW EACH ENTRY.

1. Pamela Anderson vs. 2. Gabrielle Union

3. Alessandra Ambrosio vs. 4. Hilary Duff

5. Rachel Bilson vs. 6. Jennifer Garner

7. Jennifer Esposito vs. 8. Mandy Moore

9. Bridget Moynahan vs. 10. Sofia Vergara

11. Evangeline Lilly vs. 12. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

13. Marisa Miller vs. 14. Petra Nemcova

15. Natalie Portman vs. 16. Shakira

Shizzle Chick '06 East Division

VOTING FOR ALL DIVISIONS ENDS 8/28!

PLEASE VOTE IN THE COMMENTS BOX BELOW.

1. Jamie Presley vs. 2. J Lo

3. Faith Hill vs. 4. Christina Millian

5. Amanda Bynes vs. 6. Heather Graham

7. Katherine Heigl vs. 8. Megan Fox

9. Salma Hayek vs. 10. Naomi Watts

11. Carmen Electra vs. 12. Sienna Miller

13. Halle Barry vs. 14. Heidi Klum

15. Jessica Biel vs. 16. Charlize Theron

Shizzle Chick '06 West Division

VOTING FOR ALL DIVISIONS ENDS 2/28!

With football season right around the corner and the greatness of fantasy football waiting in the wings, I am once again hard up to get the K-town Shizzle Chick 2006 voting started. I am taking it upon myself to set up the matchups. This will be a field of 64 with the West division starting out the festivities. No seeds are necessary at this point, just beach towels.

PLEASE VOTE IN THE COMMENTS BOX (until bloggy blogerton/Puppy shows me how to do the little multiple choice box:

West Division bracket matchups:

1. Scarlett Johansson vs. 2. Leann Tweeden

3. Ciara vs. 4. Molly Sims

5. Diane Lane vs. 6. Elsa Benitez

7. Gisele Bundchen vs. 8. Jennifer Love Hewitt

9. Adrianna Lima vs. 10. Catherine Zeta Jones

11. Vanessa Marcil vs. 12. Jennifer Aniston

13. Lindsay Lohan vs. 14. Stacey Keibler

15. Kate Beckinsale vs. 16. Beyonce

FRIGGIN BLOGGER SUCKS. I HAVE SUCH A PROBLEM POSTING PHOTOS.

ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME!!!!

World record trampoline slam dunk

This is fairly awesome.

Hat Dilemma

Future Cowboys quarterback? Bill has a serious man-crush on Romo and I guess I'm okay with that so long as he plays like he did last night.
I know I'm going to get this hat, but now I'm torn. I have certain rules regarding my sports allegiance. For instance, I know that I cannot purchase another college hat other that a University of Tulsa hat (I know that Greggo wants me to decide on one or the other, but when you've paid as much in tuition, then I feel like I have the honor of having two schools to root for). I'd like to get this Chicago Cubs hat, but I know that in reality, I must purchase this Texas Rangers hat. My sports rooting rules tell me that I cannot purchase any team items unless I've lived in that city, and I've never lived in Chicago. I've checked all of this site for another option and I could get this hat, or this hat or this one. I guess my main question is, should I pay attention to my own stupid rules, or say to myself that rules were made to be broken and I can do what I damn well please? Answer in the comments.

Cowboys win 13-3 and Blogging the Boys has some good stuff.

Finally, some Jeremiah Ontario stuff. Please listen because it's really funny stuff, listen as Jeremiah and Bill interact and Bill is a nocturnal hunter:



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Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Part II

I can't stay away...

By the way, I don't know if anyone ever heard the story of Worm and that girl Megan when he was at Eastfield? Anyway, it was when Greggy was playing baseball. There was this girl named Megan that he was absolutely in love with and having a lot of trouble asking her out. Mainly because his car's "wires were F'd up" and it held water in the back. Long story short, she is now a DCC. Did Nasty miss an opportunity here or would she have given him the time of day?

Either way, here she is in this first photo. We'll always talk about the ones that got away....















































































































I've got more but blogger is acting up again. Will add later. This isn't even enough for a full week of naughtiness.

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders (Pre-Season)

Rub it RAW!!!

Jeremiah Onterio

For the love of all that is good, I pray that our dear friend T-Storm will listen to this from The Ticket. Jeremiah Onterio is one of the funniest bits ever. For everone that is not a Thunder Storm, please listen anyway.

EDIT: I've had to take this down b/c it was going in very slow motion, but when it's posted, I'll post it here.