Who Wants More Chuck Norris? ME!!!!

Waterseal, I need you to post the other Chuck Norris emails for us. Greatness like that shouldn't be bottled up and on a shelf somewhere. Share with us. Please. You complete me.

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

If you look in a mirror and say "Chuck Norris" three times, he will appear and kill your entire family... but at least you get to see Chuck Norris