Like Father, Like Son

For all of you that are having babies, I want to go ahead and apologize now. All indications are that the Hetmers might very well be having a boy. If this is the case, I will encourage him to hit whatever he can while he can. Don't worry, I'll teach him to put a sock on it. Until he realizes it doesn't feel as good, then he will just impregnate all of your daughters and each of you will have a little bit of Stetty blood in your family. The world will be a better place.